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House M.D. Limerick

If you watch sick_wilson , you've already seen this one. I just want to archive it here because it still cracks me the hell up.

Rating: PG-13
Notes: Written for the Got a Minute? Challenge at Camp Sick!Wilson. My prompt was "Gets caught masturbating."

There once was a handsome young doc
Whose friend found him fondling his cock
Said House, "You'll go blind!"
"But it helps me unwind
And perhaps the next time, you should knock!"

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petitecuriosity
Jun. 17th, 2011 02:13 am (UTC)
Loool I read this to my sister. It's hilarious. :)
flywoman
Jun. 17th, 2011 02:30 am (UTC)
I love the alliteration, too. ;)
yarroway
Jun. 17th, 2011 06:05 am (UTC)
Yes! This was too good to get lost in a thread on the comm.
flywoman
Jun. 17th, 2011 11:25 am (UTC)
Hee, thanks!
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flywoman
Jun. 17th, 2011 05:33 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D

Sick!Wilson really isn't my main thing, either, but the community over at sick_wilson is just lovely, very active and supportive.
jezziejay
Jun. 18th, 2011 12:16 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA! AWESOME...you should write more of these :)
flywoman
Jun. 18th, 2011 12:57 pm (UTC)
Hee! Wilson's response makes it, I think!
jezziejay
Jun. 18th, 2011 01:09 pm (UTC)
Here's my response:

There once was a crippled old doc
who found his friend fondling his cock.
Said House, "Give it here."
"You have nothing to fear."
And they were glad he'd forgotten to knock!
flywoman
Jun. 18th, 2011 01:14 pm (UTC)
I just flashed on "Be not afraid" from Wilson's porn video, LOL.

Thanks for the companion piece!
yarroway
Jul. 9th, 2011 09:56 am (UTC)
Yay! A duo!
srsly_yes
Jul. 9th, 2011 05:07 am (UTC)
A limerick is a great way to "handle" the prompt. lol.
flywoman
Jul. 9th, 2011 10:45 am (UTC)
*smirk* Thank you!
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