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House MD Filk: If You Wanna Get My Liver

Title: If You Wanna Get My Liver
Author: Flywoman
Rating: PG
Summary: Wilson is the universal donor.
Disclaimer: David Shore and RSL own Wilson. The Spice Girls own the original song "Wannabe."
Author's Notes: Thanks to jezziejay  for beta! This filk was written for the Singing (Filk)Songs 'Round the Campfire challenge at Camp Sick!Wilson.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna give it to you!

If you want my organs, just get in line
If you wanna get a liver there is always mine,
Now don't go wasting my precious lobe,
Get your team together and hand me that robe

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna give it to you!

If you wanna get my liver, don't gotta be my best friend,
Have a case of cancer - my caring never ends,
If you wanna get my liver, you'll make a new start,
Cuddy coulda had my kidney, House can have my heart

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my liver right now for real,
I won't be stingy, 'cause I feel to blame,
If you really bug me then I'll say "It's James."

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna give it to you!

If you wanna get my liver, don't gotta be my best friend,
Have a case of cancer - my caring never ends,
If you wanna get my liver, you'll make a new start,
Cuddy coulda had my kidney, House can have my heart

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get from me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got H in the place who gets right in your face,
We got C, surgery, so bring it on a
Lisa C doesn't come for free, she's a real MD,
and as for me, one IV.
Slam your body down, a donor has been found,
Slam your body down, a donor has been found...

Comments

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cuddyclothes
Jun. 11th, 2011 01:43 am (UTC)
BWAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHA!

This is not only really, really funny and IC, it scans perfectly. If you know what I mean. Damn, woman, is there no end of your talents?
flywoman
Jun. 11th, 2011 03:14 am (UTC)
LOL, thank you. I wrote my first song parody when I was about 8 years old. It's taken me all week to come up with a good template for this one!
petitecuriosity
Jun. 11th, 2011 02:07 am (UTC)
Wow. Just wow. YES. OMG. I was literally laughing out loud, especially at these lines:

Cuddy coulda had my kidney, House can have my heart

If you really bug me then I'll say "It's James."

Also the last stanza is awesome. Don't think I'll ever be able to watch "Wilson" the same way again.

flywoman
Jun. 11th, 2011 03:15 am (UTC)
Hee, thank you! Those are my favorite lines, too :).
lifes_own_light
Jun. 11th, 2011 02:31 am (UTC)
ROFL! That's great!
flywoman
Jun. 11th, 2011 03:15 am (UTC)
Thank you :)
yarroway
Jun. 11th, 2011 09:10 am (UTC)
Very funny, and very well done. My favorite's this one:

If you want my organs, just get in line
If you wanna get a liver there is always mine,
Now don't go wasting my precious lobe,
Get your team together and hand me that robe


So funny, and so true!
flywoman
Jun. 11th, 2011 12:06 pm (UTC)
Hee, glad that you enjoyed this! I guess technically it should be "hand me that gown," but the temptation to substitute "lobe" in the previous line was just too strong...
menolly_au
Jun. 11th, 2011 10:57 am (UTC)
Too funny :)

This is my favourite

If you wanna get my liver, don't gotta be my best friend,
Have a case of cancer - my caring never ends,


flywoman
Jun. 11th, 2011 12:05 pm (UTC)
Hee! That's the first line I came up with, when I first decided that this song would "work."
jezziejay
Jun. 12th, 2011 02:05 am (UTC)
*giggles* *snorts* Awesome!!!
flywoman
Jun. 12th, 2011 02:18 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks for the encouragement!
barefootpuddles
Jun. 12th, 2011 09:03 pm (UTC)
Obvious favorite here:

House can have my heart

But it was all really good.:) I found this part especially funny:

If you really bug me then I'll say "It's James."

flywoman
Jun. 12th, 2011 09:37 pm (UTC)
Hee! "House can have my heart" is clearly subject to multiple plausible interpretations...
sydpenguinbunny
Jun. 12th, 2011 11:01 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha omg this is so Wilson to the T.

"Lisa C doesn't come for free, she's a real MD,"

I nearly burst out laughing. I have tears in my eyes :D
flywoman
Jun. 13th, 2011 12:02 am (UTC)
*smile* Thanks! Glad that you enjoyed it!
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