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HOUSE M.D. FIC: In His Shoes

Title: In His Shoes
Fandom: House M.D.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Gen for S7, House/Wilson friendship
Summary: Missing scene from 7X11. A House/Wilson quickie. Not that kind. Get your mind out of the gutter.

“Good morning!”

“You can save your breath; you aren’t getting any.”

“…”

“I heard about Arlene, and I am not getting involved, I have no advice to give you.”

“Keep your pants on, I’m not here for your advice. No, actually, on second thought… take them off.”

“…”

“Take all of your clothes off. And hurry up, Cuddy’s waiting.”

“…”

“Oh, for God’s sake, Wilson. I need to borrow your clothes!”

“My clothes aren’t going to fit you!”

“Hmm, you’re probably right - I’m definitely too much man for your pants. Fine, just the shirt and tie.”

“I have a perfectly good change of clothes that you can borrow right here.”

“If by ‘perfectly good’ you mean ‘acceptable to Helen Keller,’ I agree. But this is Cuddy’s mother we’re talking about.”

“…”

“Well?”

“What, here?”

“Like it’s anything I haven’t seen before.”

“Not while I was conscious, you haven’t!”

“Your point being? Come on, I haven’t got all day.”

(Pause)

“Here, let me do that.”

“It’s not like I don’t know how to put on a tie. If you just had a mirror in here…”

“Yeah, next time I’ll be better prepared. There.”

“How do I look?”

“Ridiculous. You can’t even tuck the shirt in.”

“Well, I’ll be wearing a white coat, so no one will notice.”

“You brought your coat today?”

“Nope.”

“Then how are you…”

“Gotta go.”

“House? House?” (Pause) “Crap.”

Comments

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pgrabia
Feb. 17th, 2011 07:19 am (UTC)
That's cute! Great way to insert Wilson into an episode that sorely lack and really could have used having him!

“Like it’s anything I haven’t seen before.”

“Not while I was conscious, you haven’t!”

“Your point being?


I love this line!

Also this line: “Take all of your clothes off. And hurry up, Cuddy’s waiting.”

My dirty mind came up with all sorts of NC-17 images with that one! Enjoyed it!

flywoman
Feb. 17th, 2011 12:37 pm (UTC)
Hee, those are my favorite lines, too. Thanks for letting me know that you enjoyed it!
yarroway
Feb. 17th, 2011 10:36 am (UTC)
Very cute and funny. I love House stealing Wilson's clothes and coat. Telling him to hurry up because Cuddy was waiting made me laugh aloud.
flywoman
Feb. 17th, 2011 12:38 pm (UTC)
I just watched the episode, and those clothes were so obviously Wilson's that this popped into my head. Glad to hear it made you laugh!
fichtfan
Feb. 17th, 2011 12:45 pm (UTC)
“If by ‘perfectly good’ you mean ‘acceptable to Helen Keller,’ I agree.
i lol'd

I really enjoyed this :) it was very IC
flywoman
Feb. 17th, 2011 01:34 pm (UTC)
i lol'd
He just wouldn't be House without spouting something hilariously offensive!

Thanks for your comments!
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flywoman
Feb. 17th, 2011 10:07 pm (UTC)
Hee, this sort of thing is so quick and fun to write. Thanks for commenting!
_slytherin_girl
Feb. 17th, 2011 06:51 pm (UTC)
Very cute! I was wondering where the ill fitting clothes came from! Now we know! :D
flywoman
Feb. 17th, 2011 10:07 pm (UTC)
Those were SO Wilson's clothes *grin*. Thanks for commenting!
rincewindy13
Feb. 17th, 2011 07:05 pm (UTC)
Cute! And definitely a good explanation for House's clothing and Wilson's absence!
flywoman
Feb. 17th, 2011 10:09 pm (UTC)
Thank you! It just seemed like the most logical reason for House's clothes not fitting him...
chocolate_frapp
Feb. 17th, 2011 07:09 pm (UTC)
yeah, this scene definitely should have been in there!
flywoman
Feb. 19th, 2011 05:12 am (UTC)
Thank you :)
srsly_yes
Feb. 17th, 2011 07:57 pm (UTC)
Yes! TPTB can't get rid of Wilson. Whose clothes could House possibly steal that would fit him? ;-)

“If by ‘perfectly good’ you mean ‘acceptable to Helen Keller,’
--also my favorite line.

flywoman
Feb. 17th, 2011 10:11 pm (UTC)
There are SO many reasons why TPTB can't get rid of Wilson!

Thanks for commenting! :)
blackmare
Feb. 17th, 2011 08:11 pm (UTC)
Very fun! *g*
flywoman
Feb. 17th, 2011 10:11 pm (UTC)
Glad to hear you enjoyed this! :)
writerdot
Feb. 17th, 2011 09:51 pm (UTC)
*giggles* *giggles again*

That was fun and certainly explains alot.

Great job!
flywoman
Feb. 17th, 2011 10:11 pm (UTC)
Thank you, this was a lot of fun to write!
jezziejay
Feb. 17th, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)
Hee:) Every line is great - but the last is my favourite. Great fun!
flywoman
Feb. 17th, 2011 11:15 pm (UTC)
Thanks hon :). This was fun to write!
barefootpuddles
Feb. 18th, 2011 01:29 am (UTC)
Very nice little episode scene insert. Definitely read like a scene that had been made but perhaps cut later for time considerations. Even though i liked that particular ep, I do so wish that had at least inserted a tiny bit of Wilson into it, just like you wrote about here.
flywoman
Feb. 18th, 2011 02:03 am (UTC)
I read something recently that suggested that at least one Wilson scene was written but that RSL was ill so they didn't film it? Anyway, I can totally picture House and Wilson having an interaction like this ;). Thanks for your comments!
phiso_kun
Feb. 18th, 2011 06:36 am (UTC)
<3!
flywoman
Feb. 18th, 2011 11:43 am (UTC)
:D!
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