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Holiday H/W fic

Okay, I wrote something a few days ago, just goofing around, and I was planning to rework it as the beginning of the proposed H/W collaboration fic. However, I noticed only afterwards that sick_wilson has a prompt for a holiday fic in which Wilson gets drunk on spiked eggnog and is injured, and another in which he's forced to participate in the oncology Xmas party and becomes mysteriously ill, and this could kind of fit both of those depending on where it's taken. Thoughts? Would you like to use this as the jumping-off point for our fic, once I've revised it using intel from 7X08? (No reason why we couldn't fulfill the prompt(s) in a group effort, of course!) Or did any of you have another opener that you were planning to pitch?

 

“Housh.”

“Evening, Jimmy,” House responded, the corner of his mouth turning up. “I see you found the eggnog.”

“Wanna ashk you something,” his friend slurred.

“Yes, Wilson, those pants do make you look fat.”

Serioushly,” Wilson said with a long-suffering sigh. “Who the hellshitty idea was thish? I’m Jewish for Chrisshake. And I’m not old.”

“No… but you are pudgy and jolly and beloved by the bald little kiddies.”

“They were animals,” Wilson whined, yanking irritably at his ticklish white beard. “That blond boy in the elf ears kicked me in the nutzh.”

“Did you drive?” House asked.

“Yeah. That’s… that’s it. What I was ashking.” Wilson blinked owlishly at him. “Gimme a ride?”

“I’m on the bike today,” House said. They gazed more or less levelly at each other, although Wilson rather spoiled the effect by swaying slightly where he stood. House lowered his voice. “Feeling lucky, punk?”

“Go ahead,” Wilson responded, trying his best to look tough despite the fur-trimmed hat and crushed red velvet suit. “Make my day.”

House eyed him skeptically. “You’re gonna have to hang on tight.”

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jezziejay
Nov. 19th, 2010 09:18 pm (UTC)
“Yes, Wilson, those pants do make you look fat.”
Bwahahahahahahaha!
This would be a great opener and yes, the sick!Wilson fest idea would be wonderful! I'll have a proper think about it over the weekend, but I like where you're going with this already.
flywoman
Nov. 20th, 2010 08:15 pm (UTC)
Hee, that's my favorite line, too.
fleurione
Nov. 20th, 2010 06:54 pm (UTC)
cute ;) and yes a great opener, but also in itelf just a lovely snapshot!
flywoman
Nov. 20th, 2010 08:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you, I'm glad to hear you liked it :) Something about the idea of Wilson in a Santa outfit just cracks me up.
cuddyclothes
Nov. 27th, 2010 07:33 pm (UTC)
Wilson in a Santa outfit is just wrong. I love it.
flywoman
Nov. 27th, 2010 07:41 pm (UTC)
Hee :). The reworked version is even funnier. And wait until you see jezziejay's installment!
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